just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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