she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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