i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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