i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just found puke in my bra..
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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