do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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