I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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