So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she told me i tasted like america
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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