wake up i wanna do it froggy style
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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