whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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