My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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