yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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