I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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