so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
