he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
