Christians are straight up FREAKS
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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