I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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