Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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