Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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