Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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