Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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