Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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