We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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