The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I am naked and annoyed.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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