***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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