Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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