i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Randomize
