Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
it's like heaven, but drunker
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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