You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Randomize
