If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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