Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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