Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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