Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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