THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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