You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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