I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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