everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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