IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
How's work?
Spinning.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Randomize
