I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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