It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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