I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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