Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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