Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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