This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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