I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I think your dad took our porno
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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