I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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