I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
That was an excessively violent trivia night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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