3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
In the future we'll all be gay
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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