i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
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Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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