What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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