Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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