the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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