My hair reeks of homosexuality.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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