So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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