she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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