Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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