So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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