Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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