i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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