It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Randomize